What Have I Learned?

A work in progress. In random order.

• Always rinse and dry your razor after shaving. The blade will last ten times as long.
• Don't use any more toilet paper than you absolutely need at any given time.
• When you owe anyone money, never dodge them, and pay what you can. Unless they're mobsters, this will keep things OK.
• When you walk, keep your head high, shoulders back, arms and hands relaxed, and spring slightly forward with each step. And breathe.
• Remember that you can never un-say anything. Ever. And apologies are never really effective. Ever. Work on not saying or doing stupid things in the first place. (This especially applies if you are over twenty-five; before that, you have a plausible excuse).
• We all live in glass houses, in terms of the whole throwing stones deal.